Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
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I believe this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Perhaps it's time change my routine
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and suddenly a herd of chickens came out under a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It here all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe that just occurred. Seriously, I feel I'm going to faint! The whole thing was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?